New Mexico Whiptail Lezzard TIe-Dye Tee

In the sunbaked deserts of the Southwest, a legend scurries across the sand—fast, fierce, and completely unbothered by traditional norms. Meet the New Mexico Whiptail Lizard (Aspidoscelis neomexicanus), affectionately known as the Lesbian Lizard. This reptilian icon of the arid landscape isn't just a marvel of adaptation; she’s rewriting the rulebook on survival and sisterhood. You Go Girl. 

.: 100% Preshrunk cotton
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic Fit
.: Runs true to size
.: Slight color variations may occur due to the dyeing process